Friday, November 11, 2011

superdamnfuckinawesome

have you ever wonder how this oversize woman can be soooo damn pretty stylish? The answer is confident. If you feel confident in what you do, what youre wearing, then u should be fine. But above all this, how you carried yourself in those dress. Once I saw her blog, I fall for her already. If you may ask whose inspire me to be outstanding in my fashion, my answer always be Lady Gaga her. Here some previews from her blog;



Pictures credited to Georgina Doull

See, she is perfect isnt she? So, if you are fat, please kindly not to wear leggings without any skirt, it'll turnout to be fugly. And remember, please not to wear any dress that the size wasnt fit you at all. It'll turnout to be fuckinfugly then. If you have any argument on having dress for a day, you can always refer to her blog. Lucky enough that i'm not a girl. If imma girl, then she might have a competition. sowhatchawaitingfor?


and have fun.

xoxo

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

the Black is Backkkkk


Who says you’re not star potential
Who says you’re not presidential
Who says you can’t be in movies
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don’t pass the test
Who says you can’t be the best
Who said, who said
Won’t you tell me who said that

ps. See sape kata Rebecca Black tak boleh nyanyi?? Who said? (okay, yang who said who said ni lagu si anak Gomez tu ya)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Swap Je Visa Mak

Tadi pagi ada dengar radio Hitz
dorang cakap pasal
Selena Gomez pegi makan dengan Wafi Bieber Justin Bieber
Masa nak bayar, Selena macam nak pegang tangan Bieber
pastu Selena terus mencapai credit card Bieber
dan mensetelkan bil itu.

okay, tu aku boleh tahan la.
yang aku tak leh nak tahan kan,
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Si DJ tu : What? how come? Dia belum cukup umur. I guess that was supplementary from his mom. KEPALA HOOO!!!

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okay la, tak la kelakar pun
tapi KEPALA HOOO
bergeracau okay, bergeracau aku gelak dalam kereta tu sorang2

Okay
lepas tu aku nampak ada satu pasangan ni
naik moto
lelaki kat depan pompuan kat belakang
pastu kan
lelaki tu pakai jaket terbalik (yang didepan dikebelakangankan)
ala yang macam orang2 moto selalu buat tu
pastu jaket lelaki tu macam terjatuh2 tau
pastu kan perempuan tu
tarik jaket tu biar terletak kat bahu lelaki tu
awwwwwwwww
sweet tak? sweet kan?
aku macam tersentuh gitu dengan mereka
tapi memang
cerita motor ni memang takde kene mengena dengan Justin Bieber


ps.Nak beli motor la pasni. Nak bawak awek pastu nak pakai jaket terbalik. bye.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Kening Kita Ni Ori Okay

Masa tu belek2 beg baru kat kedai ape tah nama dia
Dekat CS (City Square)
Masa tu aku dengan Faezah dan juga Koken
(sila rujuk yellow pages kalau tak kenal sidek2 ni)
Tetiba ada akak ni,

"kening cukur eh?"
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berlakunya perdebatan selama beberapa minit.
enuff.

Saya Masih Jantan
(Sequel kepada filem "Aku Masih Dara")


ps. Sumpah lepas ni nak letak tonik rambut kat kening so, kening leh camtum macam Kajol.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Rahsia Teruna

Psst..
Kita kan, ada satu rahasia.
Nak tahu tak?
Jap, kita nak taip ni...
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Kita kan,
masih teruna.
Okay,selamat hari
Deepavali
awak semuaaa.
ps.Kalau makan maruku tu, jangan sampai tercekik. Bye

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Dah Paling Korea La Tuh

Tolong la. Dah macam ape dah video ni. Konon dah habis Super Junior la tuh. Tak silap aku band ni nama dia 'Kopi Bujang'. Ntah ape2 kan. Video dah macam okay la, sekali nama, baik letak Kopi Janda. Bukan tak suka, suka tu suka sangat. Tapi, cuba korang tgk video ni sampai habis, kalau korang dengar bebetul, dari mula sampai habis, suara dorang tak dengar macam nyanyi real pun. Dengar macam semua ada 'plus electronic sound' macam Gaga but even Gaga pun nyanyi part electro certain2 je. Yang ni, kalau boleh, satu lagu dia nak suara efek electro je.

ps.Aku tak suka, tapi macam cool je. So aku tgk jelah mende ni. Hahaha, btw, ada la effort. Malaysia, bila nak buat Wondergirl?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Clap It Right

Comel siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Okay, jom belajar tepuk tangan beramai-ramai.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Lott of Lots



i love her voice so much.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Budak-Budak Ni



Budak2 ni sangat2 mekmaidey. Bikin aku ketawa sangat berguling2 dan sangat meronta-ronta. Apa perkataan paling sesuai nak describe budak2 ni? Gila? Bengong? Comel? Hahaha. Apa2 la, yang penting mereka mekmaidey. Aku dah mula tgk hari2 dah ni. Aku target, ni mesti dak2 sekolah yang sleepover bila mak bapak diorang takda. Btw, theyre sooooooooo gay. But, who cares?

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Am I?

Am I obsessed with you?
I do my best not to want you,
but I do all the time,
I do all the time.




I'm so sorry I just had to wake you up,
I feel so lonely by myself.




Obsessed am I?